Only in Barbados:

A woman lost her cell phone, after about 2 days she decided to call the number and see if anyone honest enough to answer.

She called and a  man answered, "hello?" 

she yelled,
"look daz my phone you have yah no "

the man said,
"you know how long I been waiting to hear who phone dis is?!"

She asked,
"u mean ya wanted to find out how to return it?!"

He answered ,
"Nooo! I want de charger..