*_Modern day ramayan_*

Door bell rings in a flat & a woman, alone in the house, opens the door

Beggar : Amma, please give me something
Woman : Here take
Beggar : Please come out & give
Woman : "Ok"
Beggar : Ha Ha Ha Ha i m ravan
Woman : Ha Ha Ha i m not sita, i m the kaamwali
Beggar : Ha Ha, even better, i still regret carrying away sita, mandodari will b happy, v want a maid, i m going to kidnap u
Woman : Ha Ha Ha, only ram came searching for sita, if i go missing, *_ALL_* people in the building will come searching for me

Ravan runs back

"Maid" in india