One of the best hangover lines!

Wife: Baby you love me na?

Husband: Who is Meena?

Ek raat mai thodi late hokar ghar laut rahi thi....��
Achanak 2 boys ne raasta roka....aur mujhe tease karne lagey aur bole: ��Itni raat ko aur woh bhi akele...darr nahi lagta ����

Toh mai sirf itna he boli: "Bhaiya, jab zinda thi, toh bahut darti thi".....
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Maa kasam, woh dono dikhe he nahi wapas....��������

An excellent idea for women safety ����