A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme?” she asked.

“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and 11 children.”

“Is that a record?” she inquired.

“I don’t think so,” he replied, “but it’s as close as I want to get.”

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Two horses are standing in a field.
 “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.

“Moo!” says the second.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.

 The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside

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Beat this !!!

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I am a Cardiac surgeon working in a reputed hospital in Hyderabad.
Normally after I come out of the operation theatre after performing the procedure many anxious near and dear ones of the patient waiting outside eagerly ,rush to me and ask me many questions about the condtion of the patient ,success of the surgery etc .But recently I was asked a question by the patient's wife for which I had no answer.
With both eyes filled with tears ,she held both my gloved hands firmly and asked "Please tell me doctor. ..was there any other lady in his heart ?"....       😅😜🤪🤣

After a car accident in Delhi, a young guy comes out of his car shouting,
" Gaadi thok di, jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?"
The other guy slaps him hard and says,
" Dhyan se dekh ullu k patthe, main tera baap hi hoon "

Now you know how bad the Smog in Delhi is
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103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Bombay to Canada flight.

The airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announced :
"I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."

"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal for someone else, will receive free unlimited liquor during  the entire duration of the flight."

Her next announcement came two hours later :
*"If anyone wants to change their minds we still have 40 meals available*

Cheers !!!

*Moral*

People who drink have a big heart!!
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