SBI & LIC launched a joint venture:

SBI - लाइन में टिके रहे तो पैसा हम देंगे.

LIC - नहीं टिक पाए तो पैसे हम देंगे.

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Today the bank manager got tired convincing a person, the amount of  2.5 lakh for marriage is given only to those who have ₹2.5 lakh in their account !!!

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Please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow. I think i have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.

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My wife complained that we don't spend enough time together...

Taking her to the ATM today...!!

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