*If Modi says that after visiting toilet everyone must wash hands with soap .

*What would the opposition leaders say.

*केजरीवाल-* मोदी जी has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies .

*राहुल गाँधी-* मोदीजी wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands for his own" SWACHH BHARAT" scheme.

*ओवैसी-* I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution . मेरे गर्दन पर चाकू भी रखोगे तब भी नहीं .

*मायावती-* दलित should get free soap and reservation once a week to wash their hands.

*कपिल सिब्बल-* My शौचालय my shit my hands why should I wash my hands ?

*मुलायम-* As long as I am there people of U.P. need not wash their hands.

*गिरीराज-*  Those who don't want to wash they should go to Pakistan.।

Last but the best

And *मोमता बैनर्जी* - hospitol बोंद कोराने का conspironcy hoi.